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CHARACTER DESCRIPTION:
HE HAS A VERY DARK COMPLEXION, GREAT DRESSER, BODY TYPE IS CHUBBY BUT NOT REAL FAT, HAS A GAP IN HIS TEETH WITH OVERBITE, BIG EYES, HAIR IS SLICKED BACK WITH A PART IN THE MIDDLE, A TRUE SOUTHERN GENTLEMAN, HE ALWAYS WEARS A FUDORA HAT, WITH A USED CIGAR NOT LIT IN HIS MOUTH, A COUNTRY SLICKSTER, SLICKER THAN OIL GREASE, GRAMMAR IS UNEDUCATED WHEN HE SPEAKS IT'S, AS IF HE'S TRYING TO HYPE THE CROWD BEFORE HE PERFORMS. HE'S ALWAYS TALKING ABOUT HIS BLUES MUSIC AND HOW PEOPLE USED TO PAY HIM TO PERFORM. HE GOES AROUND TELLING PEOPLE THAT HE WAS ONE OF THE BIGGEST BLUES ARTIST CONTRIBUTORS BUT WAS NEVER RECOGNIZED FOR IT. HE HAS A CHIP ON HIS SHOULDER AND HAS GIVING UP PERFORMING BUT HOPES SOMEDAY HE HAS ANOTHER CHANCE TO RE-LIVE HIS DREAMS OF BEING RECOGNIZED FOR BEING A BLUES PIONEER AND PERFORMING FOR A MASSIVE AUDIENCE BUT UNTIL THEN, HE WILL ONLY PERFORM FOR KIDS B/C THEY FIND HIM HUMOROUS.

MANNERISM:
He always has an undertone of a slick little laugh like “ha ha haaaah...when he’s trying to prevent from getting angry or trying to out slick somebody and when he gets excited it’s louder...every time he walks it’s almost like a pimp strut and all his movements is like he has a rhythm or music in his head playing rather music is playing or not.

SCRIPT:
ARE THE PEOPLE READY FOR BUSTRO SLICKVINE? I NEEDTO KNOW... ARE THE PEOPLE READY FOR BUSTRO SLICKVINE? , BECAUSE IF THE PEOPLE ARE READY FOR BUSTRO SLICKVINE THEN SLICKVINE IS READY TO GIVE THEM WHAT THEY CAME HERE FOR...HAHA HA HA AND THAT'S A PARTY THAT THEY WILL NEVER FORGET.

CHARACTER DESCRIPTION:
SUBURBAN PRE-TEEN, PALE SKIN, RED HAIR STYLED IN A MOHAWK WITH A MOLE ON HIS LIP, & FRECKLES ON HIS FACE , SLANTED ALMOND EYES, TEETH LOOK EXACTLY LIKE JIM CARREY (FROM THE MOVIE DUMB AND DUMBER) FACE LONG AND SLIM, STAND OUT EARS AND GLASSES ON BUT DRESSES PREPPY AND WEAR SKINNY JEANS WITH HIGH CUFFS AND RIDES A SKATEBOARD WITH ALL KIND OF LEATHER VEST THAT'S REAL FLASHY TO MATCH HIS SHOES.

MANNERISM:
Is a cocky leading character kind of smart allic approach to things and always has this smirk on his face like he knows more than you or he never tells you the whole story to a matter...he has a obnoxious laugh…” It sounds like “HEEEE...HEEEE...HEEE... and he always spikes his Mohawk before he speaks to make it look like he’s not insecure.

CHARACTER VOICE INSPIRED BY: SHAGGY

SCRIPT:
WOWZERS WHY SAMANTHA TRYING TO GIVE ME SHADE?
SHE'S THE ONE WITH THE PUBLIC EMBARRASSMENT OF A ZIT ON HER FACE. I ASKED HER IF SHE WANTED TO GO SKATEBOARDING AND SHE LOOKED AT ME, AS IF I HAD A TURD ON MY FACE, DOESN'T SHE KNOW WHO I AM? I'M SPUDZY AND ONE DAY I WILL BE FAMOUS.

CHARACTER DESCRIPTION:
CROSS BETWEEN MYSELF, MICHAEL BIVINS, SEAN COMBS A REAL COOL CAT WHO’S VERY SENSITIVE AND FIGHTS A LOT, DIS-ILLUSIONED, QUIET AND ALWAYS MAKING JOKES OF PEOPLE, BUT A LOANER. HAS ANTI-SOCIAL MOMENTS AND LACKS CONFIDENCE BUT A SPORTY DRESSER BUT ALWAYS GETTING INTO TROUBLE BECAUSE HE HAS THIS MEAN-AGGRESSIVE MOTHER WHO IS PHYSICALLY ABUSE & VERBALLY . THE MOM EMBARRASSES HIM IN FRONT OF PEOPLE SO HE FEARS HIS MOM….AND HE HAS NO CONFIDENCE AND DON’T FIND HIMSELF A GOOD-LOOKING KID BUT HE USES MAKING PEOPLE LAUGH TO HELP HIM ESCAPE FROM HIS OWN PAIN.

CITY: LAIDBACK
STATE:CROOKSVILLE
CHARACTER VOICE INSPIRED BY: LAPONNE & SNOOP

CHARACTER DESCRIPTION:
CROSS BETWEEN 80’S R&B SINGER TRACY SPENCER & THE MODEL VERONICA WEBB. SURREAL HAS GOLDEN BROWN COMPLEXION REAL BEAUTIFUL BUT IS TALL & IS INSECURE ABOUT HER HEIGHT & THE KIDS TEASE HER & CALL HER TOYS R US B/C SHE’S TALL LIKE THE GIRAFF FOR THE COMPANY MASCOT. QUIET & TALL BUT VERY SHAPELY TO BE A KID… A GIRLY GIRL BUT WILL FIGHT A BOY.

CHARACTER VOICE INSPIRED BY: THE ACTOR FROM THE MOVIE “THE WOOD” MALINDA WILLIAMS

CITY: AMAZON
STATE: GOLIATHSVILLE

CHARACTER DESCRIPTION:
13 YEAR OLD FAT CHUBBY KID (JONAH HILL OLD SHAPE), HAIR IS LONG AND BLONDE COMES ALL THE WAY DOWN TO COVER HIS FACE WEARS A BASEBALL CAP HAVE STRONG VIBRANT BLUE EYES, FRECKLES ALL OVER HIS FACE, DRESSES WITH BASEBALL/ FOOTBALL JERSEYS AND JEANS, HIS BODY TYPE IS REAL WEAK, AND DEPRESSED.

MANNERISM:
When he speaks...he always starts it off by saying “ I don’t Know and shrugs his shoulders” and his knees turn into noodles every time he feels attacked, nervous or made fun of.

SCRIPT:
UMGH... (EMOTIONAL CHOKE x 2) I DON'T KNOW, MY NAME IS IRVINE DOUBTFUL, NOT THAT ANYONE CARES... I DON'T KNOW NOBODY LIKES ME AND NO I DON'T HAVE ANY FRIENDS...AND EVERY TIME I BEGIN TO WALK I HAVE TO BREATH HEAVY BEFORE I START, SO YOU HEAR ME BREATHING HEAVY BEFORE YOU SEE ME AND EVERYONE LAUGHS AND POINTS AND CALL ME THE HUMAN ENLARGED VACUUM ....OHH I WANT TO JUST RUN AWAY AND HIDE FROM THE WORLD NOBODY LIKES ME.

CITY: LOW ESTEEM
STATE: LACK OF CONFIDENCE
CHARACTER VOICE INSPIRED BY: SPONGEBOB, STEVE URKEL

FROGRESS

FROGRESS

CHARACTER DESCRIPTION:
BULLY # 1 NAME IS “FROGRESS” IT WAS A NICKNAME THE KIDS TEASED HIM WITH BECAUSE HE ALWAYS BURP LIKE A FROG AND FARTTED AT THE SAME TIME….HE ALSO LOOK AND WAS SHAPED LIKE A BULL FROG.

CHARACTER VOICE INSPIRED BY: SNARF FROM THUNDERCATS THE CARTOON

CITY: BULLYVILLE
STATE: CAVITY CREEPS

TWO TONE

TWO-TONE

CHARACTER DESCRIPTION:
BULLY # 2 IS A GIRL AND HER NAME IS TWO TONE BECAUSE SHE HAS A REAL BAD RASH CONDITION ON HER SKIN ALL OVER HER BODY...AND SHE LOOK’S LIKE A BOY…SO THE KIDS USE TO PICK ON HER AND CALL HER “TWO-TONE”.

CHARACTER VOICE INSPIRED BY: MEG FROM FAMILY GUY

CITY: RASHY SHON.NITTA
STATE: ECZEMA

BLOCKHEAD

Blockhead

CHARACTER DESCRIPTION:
BULLY # 3 NAME IS “BLOCKHEAD” BECAUSE HE WAS REALLY TALL AND LOOKED LIKE HERMAN THE MONSTER FROM THE TV SHOW THE MONSTERS. HIS HANDS AND FACE WERE BUILT LIKE HE WAS FRANKENSTEIN SON. AND WHEN HE TALKED IT WAS REAL SLOW AND STUPID LIKE HE WAS RETARDED OR SOMETHING.

CHARACTER VOICE INSPIRED BY: MONGO FROM (CARTOON HEATHCLIFF)

CITY: BLOCK-ATON
STATE: FRANKENSTEIN

MS. OBLIVI

Ms-Oblivi

CHARACTER DESCRIPTION:
She looks and dresses exactly like Sarah Palin. Blond hair, wingtip glasses, rosy cheeks. Decent looking and her wardrobe is well put together, always very neat. Nice teeth, medium lips, a narrow nose. A bit proper in tone with a higher register. You can tell she was daddy’s little girl. Privileged, but no since of entitlement. Dad probably thinks she teaches because she doesn’t have to work and it’s a “cute” job. She does it because being privilege left her isolated (she was homeschooled) and the classroom is the connection to her childhood and friends she never really had. She generally cares about the students and their development, but misses a lot of what goes on in the classroom because she did not grow up around people .and was not exposed to rougher or street kids who be trying to pull the wool over the teacher eyes. She fails to see the signs of things going wrong because she has no real reference point... Never completely loses control of her class, but slow to get jokes or devious tendencies. When she gets upset her head begins to twitch slightly to the left and she bites her lip. Gets excited when students answer or asks questions. Eye-brows raise as hands clasp and fingertips touch. When she begins a sentence she always begins by saying “With Me”.

CHARACTER VOICE INSPIRED BY: SARAH PALIN.

CITY: DENSE
STATE: DISILLUSIONED

DR. T

Dr-T

CHARACTER DESCRIPTION:
CROSS BETWEEN JOE CLARK FROM THE MOVIE “LEAN ON ME” AND COACH CARTER WITH SAMUEL JACKSON. “WHEN HE DISCIPLINE THE STUDENTS HE HAVE THEM BEND OVER AND HE HITS THEM WITH A 2 BY 4 STICK AND THEN GRAB HIS HEAD AND YELL OUT HALLUEH HELP ME JESUS HELP LORD HE JUMPS IN THE AIR.

CHARACTER VOICE INSPIRED BY: PROFESSOR KLUMP & looks like THE BOONDOCKS UNCLE

CHARACTER VOICE INSPIRED: BY MONGO FROM (CARTOON HEATHCLIFF)

CITY: MEANVILLE
STATE: BUTTBURNER

Ms. Jackson

Ms. Jackson

CHARACTER DESCRIPTION:
CROSS BETWEEN MY MOM & PATTIE LABELLE. MISS. JACKSON HAS REAL BEAUTIFUL DARK SKIN, PEARLY WHITE TEETH BUILT LIKE A OLD SCHOOL CHOIR SINGER, WITH BEAUTIFUL BLACK SILKY HAIR THAT IS CUT IN A SHORT HALLE BERRY BOB. MISS JACKSON IS VERY CONTROLLING B/C SHE HAS BEEN HURT ALL HER LIFE AND SHE FEELS INSECURE B/C HER COMPLEXTION IS SO DARK AND SHE HAS DISCOLORED LIPS SO SHE TRIES TO HIDE HER LIPS BY WEARING LIPSTICK. TRIES TO BE LOUD AND DEMANDING SO NOBODY TAKES ADVANTAGE BUT IS SCARED TO BE VULNERABLE AND EXPRESS EMOTIONS.

CHARACTER VOICE INSPIRED BY: MY MOM, & PATTIE LABELLE

CITY: FEARSOME
STATE: BEATDOWN

KENNY KEN

Kenny Ken

CHARACTER DESCRIPTION:
CROSS BETWEEN OWEN WILSON FROM THE MOVIE “ME YOU AND DUPREE & WEDDING CHRASHER” BUT HE HAS GORGEOUS STRIKING GREEN EYES THE PERFECT CHISLED BEACH BODY BUT HIS NOSE WAS BROKING REAL BAD…A CAR HIT HIM WHILE HE WAS POPING A WHEELY ON HIS BIKE AND CAR BACKED OUT THE GARAGE AND KENNY KEN…WENT AIRFLIGHT AND LANDED IN A BUSH AND BROKE HIS NOSE…SO HE HAS A PERMANENT CROOKED NOSE & HE IS VERY INSECURE ABOUT IT & WISH HE HAD THE MONEY TO GET PLASTIC SURGERY ON HIS NOSE . “HE ALWAYS GET REAL ENTHUSED WHEN SOMEBODY GIVES HIM ATTENTION AND THINKS EVERYTHING IS GROOVY AND HE WALKS WITH A SURFER BOB TO HIS WALK.

CHARACTER VOICE INSPIRED BY: OWEN WILSON & CALIFORNIA SURFER

CITY: MALIBEZLE
STATE: CALI

PRICELLA DOUBTFUL

CHARACTER DESCRIPTION:
She looks like Neil Carter but in a Caucasian way…shaped like Neil Carter and acts like Neil Carter Overweight and Overbearing b/c of her insecurities and lonesomeness so she’s smoothers son. Mom was divorced from Irvine’s Dad and tries to overcompensate for the dad not being there by spoiling Irvine. She really smothers him and her choices become his by default. She does everything for him b/c she believes Irvin blames my for divorce and she carries that guilt. She is heavily involved in his life because it takes her mind of her own misery. She is insecure in general, but she’s very direct with Irvine. Auburn color hair and green eyes. Has worry lines on her forehead. Nice teeth, pointy nose, and thin lips. She has a soft and sweet voice. Talks to Irvine like he is a four years old. She dresses somewhat homely and likes to make him sandwiches.

CHARACTER VOICE INSPIRED BY: Neil Carter from the TV show “ Gimme A Break” But In A Insecure Way…Always Second Guessing Herself.

CITY: LOW ESTEEM
STATE: LACK OF CONFIDENCE

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