He has a very dark complexion, great dresser, body type is chubby but not real fat, has a gap in his teeth with overbite, big eyes, hair is slicked back with a part in the middle, a true Southern gentleman. He always wears a fedora hat, with an unlit used cigar in his mouth, a country slickster, slicker than oil grease. Grammar is uneducated when he speaks; it's as if he's trying to hype the crowd before he performs. He's always talking about his blues music and how people used to pay him to perform. He goes around telling people that he was one of the biggest blues artist contributors but was never recognized for it. He has a chip on his shoulder and has given up performing, but hopes someday he has another chance to relive his dreams of being recognized as a blues pioneer and performing for a massive audience. Until then, he will only perform for kids because they find him humorous.
MannerismsHe always has an undertone of a slick little laugh like "ha ha haaaah..." when he’s trying to prevent getting angry or trying to outslick somebody, and when he gets excited it’s louder. Every time he walks it’s almost like a pimp strut and all his movements are like he has a rhythm or music in his head playing, whether music is playing or not.
ScriptSuburban pre-teen, pale skin, red hair styled in a mohawk with a mole on his lip, freckles on his face, slanted almond eyes, and teeth that look exactly like Jim Carrey from Dumb and Dumber. Long and slim face, standing-out ears, and wears glasses. Dresses preppy and wears skinny jeans with high cuffs, riding a skateboard with all kinds of flashy leather vests to match his shoes.
MannerismsIs a cocky leading character with a smart-aleck approach to things. Always has a smirk on his face like he knows more than you or never tells the whole story to a matter. Has an obnoxious laugh that sounds like "HEEEE... HEEEE... HEEE..." and always spikes his mohawk before he speaks to make it look like he’s not insecure.
ScriptCross between myself, Michael Bivins, and Sean Combs. A real cool cat who’s very sensitive and fights a lot, disillusioned, quiet, and always making jokes about people, but a loner. Has antisocial moments and lacks confidence, but is a sporty dresser. Always getting into trouble because he has a mean-aggressive mother who is physically and verbally abusive. The mom embarrasses him in front of people, so he fears his mom. He lacks confidence and doesn’t find himself to be a good-looking kid, but uses making people laugh to help him escape from his own pain.
Cross between 80's R&B singer Tracie Spencer & model Veronica Webb. Surreal has a golden brown complexion, real beautiful, but is tall and insecure about her height. The kids tease her and call her "Toys R Us" because she's tall like the giraffe mascot. Quiet and tall, but very shapely for a kid. A girly girl, but will fight a boy.
13-year-old chubby kid (Jonah Hill old shape). Long blonde hair comes all the way down to cover his face, wears a baseball cap, and has strong, vibrant blue eyes with freckles all over his face. Dresses in baseball/football jerseys and jeans. His body type is real weak and depressed.
MannerismsWhen he speaks, he always starts off by saying "I don't know..." and shrugs his shoulders. His knees turn into noodles every time he feels attacked, nervous, or made fun of.
ScriptBully #1 named "Frogress"—a nickname the kids teased him with because he always burped like a frog and farted at the same time. He also looked and was shaped like a bullfrog.
Bully #2 is a girl and her name is Two Tone because she has a real bad rash condition on her skin all over her body. She looks like a boy, so the kids used to pick on her and call her "Two-Tone."
Bully #3 named "Blockhead" because he was really tall and looked like Herman Munster from the TV show The Munsters. His hands and face were built like he was Frankenstein's son, and when he talked it was real slow and stupid.
Looks and dresses like Sarah Palin: blonde hair, wingtip glasses, rosy cheeks. Decent looking, neat wardrobe, nice teeth, medium lips, and a narrow nose. Proper tone with a higher register. Privileged, but no sense of entitlement—dad probably thinks she teaches because she doesn't have to work and it's a "cute" job. She does it because being privileged left her isolated (homeschooled), and the classroom is her connection to childhood and friends she never had. Cares about the students, but misses a lot of what goes on because she was not exposed to rougher kids trying to pull the wool over her eyes. Never completely loses control of her class, but slow to get jokes or devious tendencies. When upset, her head twitches slightly to the left and she bites her lip. Gets excited when students answer or ask questions. When starting a sentence, she always begins by saying "With Me."
Cross between Joe Clark from the movie Lean on Me and Coach Carter (played by Samuel L. Jackson). When he disciplines the students, he has them bend over and hits them with a 2x4 stick, grabs his head, yells out "HALLELUJAH HELP ME JESUS HELP LORD!", and jumps in the air.
Cross between my mom and Patti LaBelle. Miss Jackson has beautiful dark skin, pearly white teeth, built like an old-school choir singer, with silky black hair cut in a short Halle Berry bob. Very controlling because she has been hurt all her life and feels insecure about her dark complexion and discolored lips, which she tries to hide with lipstick. Tries to be loud and demanding so nobody takes advantage of her, but is scared to be vulnerable and express emotions.
Cross between Owen Wilson (from You, Me and Dupree and Wedding Crashers) with gorgeous, striking green eyes and a chiseled beach body, but his nose was broken really badly in a car accident while popping a wheelie on his bike. Has a permanent crooked nose and is very insecure about it, wishing he had money for plastic surgery. Gets really enthused when someone gives him attention, thinks everything is groovy, and walks with a surfer bob.
Looks like Nell Carter in a Caucasian way—overweight and overbearing due to insecurities and lonesomeness, smothering her son Irvine. Divorced from Irvine’s dad, she overcompensates for the father's absence by spoiling Irvine and making her choices his by default. Believes Irvine blames her for the divorce and carries that guilt. Heavily involved in his life to take her mind off her own misery. Insecure, but direct with Irvine. Auburn hair, green eyes, worry lines on her forehead, nice teeth, pointy nose, thin lips, and a soft, sweet voice. Talks to Irvine like he is a 4-year-old. Dresses somewhat homely and loves making him sandwiches.